Two faced

When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL

Me: Ryan is so two-faced.

My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.

Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.

My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.

"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"

by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019

shopping face

The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.

"Haha. Look at the grandpas shopping face. He looks like a tard. "
"Your mom has a shopping face."

by Laminailem January 26, 2011

thirty face

When a male or female who is in their 20's looks like they are already in their 30's in the face.

"Well, I really like her body but she's got thirty face and she's only 22!"

by mrjdschiller December 29, 2013

Mole face

A mole face occurs when someone smokes a phat bowl of weed and tobacco or in other words, slaps a fat fucking domer to the face. The result is a stunning never before seen face of domege, pleasure and confusion

Maddison took a fat mole and could not see straight for a fat minute,the look on her face or hey mole face .

Tyler got domed by a phat mole and his mole face was fucking hilarious

by Domedtotheface September 11, 2018

Steve Face

A short clip shown on the children's show Blue's Clue's where Steven AKA Steve sits in an elevator with his dog Blue. Note that the elevator, in actuality, is not a real elevator, but is perhaps another twisted aspect of Steve's imagination represented by a cardboard box. While rising in the elevator, Steve is in a content state of mind with a curious look on his face, as if he were in some kind of pleasant comatose. Steve ponders something as he gazes around the room. When the cardboard elevator reaches it's destination of the top floor of a giant thumbtack, Steve's content expression that was once plastered on his face has now been removed within a matter of second, thus ending the journey.

"Allie sat down on the grass and pulled a Steve face, looking around curiously the way a small child would."

by YourMomOnWheels July 7, 2010

J-Face

The abbreviated version of Judgment Face - or the unconscious facial expression made while judging another person.

I gave major j-face to the girl wearing a beret.

by kbzimm April 25, 2006

scepter face

A girl with a smoking hot body and an ugly face (i.e. Everything looks good scepter face.)

Matt, "That girl has a really hot body, but her face is ugly."

Jeff, "Yeah she's a scepter face."

by dooshkanew August 22, 2009