When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."
I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!
by Neptunium January 17, 2009
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"how was it last night lucy?"
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by teeoriginals October 15, 2009
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Get the Tough Dick mug.Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.
The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
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by buddhari65 October 10, 2012
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MAN1: I really enjoy the atmosphere of this gay bar. Everyone seems super happy and they're all covered in glitter. It's fabulous! The only problem is the lights are so bright that it's hard to see.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
by MichaelsABadBoy May 17, 2010
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