Calculator Sex

The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.

Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!

Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.

by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008

sex syrup

A lady's love lotion or a man's knob nectar, or a cocktail of the two also known as fuck muck; the sticky secretions produced by the genitals while in the throes of orgasmic spasm.

Babe the sheets are dripping with our sex syrup!

by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007

wait a sex

the thing that is most commonly mistyped to the opposite sex when attemtping to type "wait a sec"

Dumb:Wait a sex.
Dumber: You want it now?
Dumb: What? Sure.
Dumbest: What about me?
Dumb: You aren't even supposed to fucking be here.

by --a0a-- February 25, 2003

Makeup Sex

the best way to take your anger out on your significant other.

I believe this definition defines it self. Dont beat the crap out of your boy/girl friend, after the fighting just get em back during sex.

by I dont care how they do it February 24, 2005

Sex Move

No matter what you look up on Urban Dictionary, at least one definition WILL be an absurd sex move. Usually involves taking a dump on your partner.

Background Kid 1: Dude, I looked up "Porcupine" on Urban Dictionary and it was a sex move!

Background Kid 2: If I was any less surprised right now my brain would shut down.

Background Kid 1: I looked up "Urban Dictionary" and that was a sex move, too!

Background Kid 2: *dies*

by Splek February 19, 2009

Sex Sweater

The imaginary sweater that keeps you warm after heated sex. Dependening on the weather, it usually only lasts about 15 minutes after sex.

Q- Aren't you cold?

A- No, I'm wearing my sex sweater.

by Owner of a Sex Sweater January 16, 2011

Procrastination Sex

Having sex solely for the purpose of procrastinating.

I don't want to do my term paper... Let's have procrastination sex.

by MasturbatingBear April 13, 2010