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one sided friendship

A one sided friendship is when one friend puts so much effort and Carr into the friendship with this person because they care about them a lot as a best friend but the other half of the friendship the person really never helps them or cares for all their help and doesn't appreciate it. That's when you know they suck ass and you need to friend someone who's worth your time besides two faced bitches
Wow I'm kind of fed up with our one sided friendship Alyssa
Alyssa: sorry I don't appreciate you and ik I'm a terrible friend
by Grace.612 September 27, 2015
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Lose one's ass

Do so bad that you lose even what's impossible to lose, your ass.

In the Old West people used to bet their ass (donkey) in gambling and lose it, so that’s where this saying started.
We lost our ass on that game.

If this presentation doesn't go well I'll lose my ass!

To lose one's ass is to lose all.
by kloon882 April 28, 2019
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sucks big one

It's pretty bad.
Integration of StarTeam with Delphi 8 sucks big one.
by TObject May 28, 2004
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knock one off

1. Make love to yourself
2. A bout of self help
3. To masterbate
4. Pull the popes cap off
Dont go to the shop yet sugar, I just need to quickly knock one off.
by Frank Lard June 6, 2007
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Ready Player One

One of the best Sci-Fi Books you will ever read, with a film adaptation releasing in March 2018.

The book follows a young boy named Wade Watts who lives in The Stacks in the year 2045, where most of the world lives inside a Massive Virtual Reality called the OASIS. Everyone has abandoned the real world, as it is just a polluted wasteland.

One day, the inventor of this Virtual utopia, James Halliday Dies, and a pre-recorded message is sent to everyone, announcing a huge contest, where the first to find an easter egg hidden in this universe will earn all of his fortunes and will have full access/control over the OASIS.
Awesome Dude 1: Dude, have you seen the trailer to Ready Player One?
Awesome Dude 2: Yeah bro, i'm so pumped! The Iron Giant is in it!
AD1: I'm so glad I read the book.
by Miles_Bey0nd September 29, 2017
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One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)
"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
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One Knight's Stand

(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.
Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.

Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.
by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011
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