National slap a fat person day

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say

Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

by Johnbooth December 2, 2021

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

by BABOO September 20, 2014

National Slap Ass days

It's a few days between Sep. 17 to Sep. 20 have fun.

National Slap Ass Days is were you go around slapping people's asses have fun.

by Keith Trenton September 17, 2019

10 Second Cum-Slap

The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!

"Dude, i came to early so she gave me a 10 second cum-slap"

"No Way!!"

by Jimmothy_Brap_Brap_Brap June 8, 2009

National Slap your Ex day!

On May 13th it’s

Nation slap your Ex day! Have you ever had that one ex that treated you so badly or cheated on you? Well your in luck because today is that day!

“Did you see that girl slap her ex today?” “Yeah I did it must be national slap your Ex day!” “I’ll be right back...”

by ACB_SMS April 21, 2019

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003