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faux finger banger

The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
a) doesn't go deep enough
b) doesn't go hard enough
c) just doesn't understand how it should be done
The Positive kind:
2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because:
a) he plays guitar
b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering
c) he has nice arms
1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers."
2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn."
by April_Jocelyn23 November 10, 2005
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jonny brown fingers

an idiot going by the name of John Marsh who fingered his ex unsuspectedly up the wrong-un
Make it yourself, but beware, its messy
by Ronnie November 12, 2004
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National Fingering Day

Johnny: Can I finger you??

Annie: Um.. I have a boyfriend sorry

Johnny: but it’s national fingering day * starts to cry*

Annie: Oh ok sure*Smiles*

Johnny: yay!!
by xxae October 2, 2018
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Sticky Fingers MaGee

The name you call someone that asks you for something that you have in your hand(usually consumable) and you say in a little bit or something in that nature and they try to take it right then and there anyway.
Alex: Let me have some of that 40!

Richard: Yeah wait up just a second

*Alex tries to get the 40 right out of Richards hand but Richard pulls away*

Richard: Calm down Sticky Fingers MaGee!
by el walrus September 19, 2009
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Eleven-finger Massage

When a man is massaging a woman while she is on her stomach and penetrating her with his "eleventh finger", his penis at the same time. It's doggy style with a happy ending.
Oh yeah, I gave this girl an amazing eleven-finger massage last night. She loves my eleventh finger the most.
by martingoestocolorado December 27, 2010
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*middle fingers down*

middle fingers down is a sign for homophobic things
people 1 : *middle fingers down*
people 2: oh you're homophobic? cool
by Pevotnex May 20, 2022
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The two finger linger

The expression used to describe the smell your fingers have after fingering a vagina.
Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.

Cookie: Let me smell!
by MJG0219 July 4, 2011
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