dick in a box

Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.

John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.

by B Lane December 10, 2008

dick hand

The hand a prostitute uses to grab a dick.

This is my dick hand, and that is my pimp hand.

by Michalak October 4, 2003

dick in a box

1. make a hole in a box
2. put your junk in that box
3. make her open the box

It's a dick in a box, giirll.

I want a dick in a box for Kwanzaa.

by George Ellis December 26, 2006

hamster dick

Something that is very large in ratio to the size of its or your body. This refers to the size of a hamsters penis in relationship to the size of its body. This ratio is said to be close to 1:1

"Burritos from El Pelon are about the size of a hamster dick"

by Noname85 November 9, 2012

Dick Cheney

A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.

Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there."

Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."

by WowDad August 7, 2011

Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009

Dick hopper

To hop from dick to dick.. Meaning guy to guy in less then few days or months

That bitch never stay single she always got a guy around.. She's a dick hopper

by Lionheart225 January 24, 2015