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Penis Spittoon

A negative term referring to the mouth of an unsavory skankbeast.
Yo penis spittoon needs to stop soundin' off. Thats's yo mouf piece. Ding.
by The Unforgiven Spatula July 9, 2011
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Penis Coaster

An act when a girl is jumping like crazy during sex on a guy's dick, usually with screams.
Guy1: I think my girl went insane last night. She actually just rode my penis coaster, that felt great
Guy2: Lucky you, homie
by yoGrabHere May 21, 2020
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Penis Silk

Penis silk is a rare delicacy. To produce, one must plug the urethra prior to ejaculation, and then maintain the erection while allowing the ejaculate to dry inside the penis.

Once dried, the plug is removed and the silk is pulled, like floss from a container.

Often served wrapped around a buttery biscuit and a hot bowl of mung.
Honey, let's make some penis silk for the Thanksgiving rolls.
by Hot Dillz December 4, 2021
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Penis Collider

When you are drinking pina colada and drunk to the point where you exposed your sexuality
Yo, did you saw that two dude drinking Penis Collider last night?
by LicenceHK April 23, 2023
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Jaden Penis

The Jaden penis is a big specimen of the family of penises across the country. The short name for a Jaden Penis is "BBC." The best way to use this word is when you are describing a Indians, big, black, cock.
Person 1: "Wow that Jaden penis is super stiff all a sudden!"
Person 2: "I know right! My special female friend Natalie really helped him out!"
by Jaden's Big Special Mom October 28, 2020
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Penis pillow

Not to be mistaken with a sausage sofa, which refers to both testicle. A penis pillow is when your penis is resting on one testicle.
My dick almost fell of its penis pillow.
by Slewcake November 9, 2019
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Penis mcfrappler

Man who sticks penis in mcfrappe. On top of that it is when he jerks his Weiner back and fourth in your drink, and uses his jizz as a creamer.
"Dude look how the old man in the drive through pulled a penis mcfrappler."
"Yeah man, he stuck all 2 inches in my mcfrappe and creamed in it.
by HEYArnoldPalmer October 28, 2018
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