Porch Monkey

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

by Lala83 July 4, 2015

Ranky monkey

A small spider monkey that smells very rank because it climbed out of your ass hole.

Is there an example for this ranky monkey

by Theone Glove Sensation July 30, 2009

monkey marbles

A slang name for the popular drinking game Beer Pong. Usually said in a thick Manchester Accent.

Oi, mates, anyone up fer a game a' monkey marbles!

by themobe27 June 11, 2009

kiwi monkey

A kiwi monkey is a hyper, energetic person who can be annoying but cute at the same time. They have one owner and when they are named the owner will never change. Very affectionate but can become bitey and fiesty at anytime

Who is that?

Oh that's my kiwi monkey

by Dontchaknowit October 20, 2015

acoustic monkey

A fucking moron

Wait you acoustic monkey!

by Dangler25 May 8, 2017

Mad Monkey

When your girl tries to put your banana shaped cock in your mouth but it makes the Mad Monkey ANGERRYYY!! So then you spank her in the bojangles and tear out her pube hair, and use superglue to put it all over your body, officially making you the maddest of monkeys,

Good ol Albert: That girl tried to give me head, but that made me turn into a Mad Monkey!!
Good ol Bobby: I noticed you had brown pubes all over you.

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Ally Monkey

The most beautiful girl in the world.

Wow look at Ally Monkey shes so beautiful

by LJS73 January 7, 2022