James-Phobic

A severe fear of the name James. Often leading to a detrimental case of alien hand syndrome, the desire to be infected with a 20ft tape worm, lime disease and a decrease in penile length by at least 50%. permanently.

Sam: Holy shit is that James?
Gavin: Fuck I need a 20ft tape worm in me NOW.
Jack: What the hell I think I have Alien Hand Syndrome.
Ted: Shit I think I just contracted lime disease.
Ty: Holy fuck my dick just shrunk to 2cm.
James: Damn you guys are really James-Phobic.

by TedHate43 September 7, 2025

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James

Someone who is really hot and sexy and gets all of the ladies. Has an IQ of over 165.

Damn James!

by The Real James C November 25, 2021

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James Mars

Funniest bloke at the party.

Hahahaha should’ve seen me last night, I was such a James Mars.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

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JAMES

GOD

THANK JAMES I GOT PAID EARLY

by Jamesworshipper December 21, 2020

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James

Retarded ass nigga that has down syndrome probably the most stupidest

Johnny: yo do you know James?
Michael: Yea he's retarded
Johnny: oh nah

by SkibidiMale3 March 27, 2024

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James mario

A smol dumbass who should be in 2nd grade. When he grows up he wants to be in a gay strip club. Also the devils (or in other words Jaxsons) right hand man.

James Mario Gae

by anonymous March 29, 2022

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