I need an adult

When something sounds weird out of context

“He can pull things out of you you never knew you had”
“I need an adult”

by Randomhandle69 November 4, 2020

I need to poop

When you feel like you need to poop but not so much that its urgent and you usually just procrastinate on pooping until its urgent.

"I need to poop"

"Then poop"

"Nah"

by 3421 June 29, 2020

I pulled a Linda

Shitting your self

I was in the car and I couldn’t get the the Restroom in time and I pulled a Linda

by DoggieLover69 October 14, 2019

I am them

A phrase a women used when she dialed 911 to report a drunk driver. She was the drunk driver.

911 operator: do you know who the drunk driver is?
Drunk woman: I am them!

by xxScene13xx November 7, 2009

Sksksksksk and I oop

Weird VSCO girl noise

The visco girl was excited and yelled " sksksksksksk and I oop!"

by Why_am_i_here123 October 23, 2019

i cant hang

i physically am not able to. (end of statement)

anna: i chocked on four dicks yesterday

Me: i cant hang... but congrats

by hsweg July 22, 2014

I LOVE YOU

I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER UNTIL WE DIE. THAT MEANS THAT I WANT TO BUY A HOUSE WITH YOU AND HAVE YOUR KIDS AND START A FAMILY WITH YOU AND TRAVEL WITH YOU AND MEET YOU AND I WANNA MEET YOUR FAMILY AND YOU CAN MEET MINE AND WE CAN LIVE HAPPILY AND GET MARRIED🥺😩😭 i want to do so much with you in life like omg. i just want to kiss you and hug you and cuddle with you and spend all the holidays with you like omg. i want to spend valentines day with you, halloween with you, christmas with you, highschool and collage, i hope we go to the same collage together that would be so cool 🥺 just imagine like woah

“NO I MEAN, I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU. THIS IS FOREVER. THERE IS NO END TO THIS.”

by VopeSammie February 14, 2021