Cunt Warbling

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

by Matt June 26, 2004

cunt kick

The female version of the term "cock blocking," which means one female blocks another female from getting ass.

Lukkee totally cunt kicked Phat and went home with the towel boy even though Phat saw him first.

by Phat Wingz July 24, 2006

cunt face

Someone, usually a chick with extremely large lips that seems to overtake their face.

- Julia Roberts has a bad case of cunt face.
- That girls going to need a lot of makeup to cover that cunt face.

by nosleepmomma January 8, 2011

Cunt-muffin

A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.

Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.

by A Disturbed Child October 7, 2009

cunt and a half

A totally objectionable person.

I hate that guy. He's a cunt and a half.

by two possum power March 4, 2008

disney cunt

1. Someone who conformes to the stereotypical consumer-driven expectaitions of their fellow mind-fucked, delusional, losers.
2. A stupid person.
3. A lesbian that dates men.
4. Laura.

Andrew: omg, Laura is dating another guy.
Shelby: That disney cunt. why doens't she just admit that she's a dyke?

by ekho rose January 29, 2008

porcupine cunt

A chick that has had as many dicks in her as she has sticking out of her.

man look at that porcupine cunt, if she had as many dicks stickin out of her as she had stuck in her she woud be a porcupine.

by william maxwell June 17, 2006