Dude, Carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.
by Jungle VIP April 3, 2009
Get the Old Horse Fat mug.A state of mind possessed by losers and virgins convincing them that any female who isn't photoshopped or surgery'd to 'perfection' is less than woman enough for their fat nerd sex.
Fearne Cotton does not meet my Fat Nerd Standards, I would much rather masturbate over hentai or Pamela Anderson.
by TheOneAndOnlyShane July 10, 2010
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Get the mighty fat nut mug.Social rule that states that every group of hot girls numbering two or more must have at least one immensely fat friend with them at all times to make them look better and to provide cock blocks when necessary; usually requires a wingman to jump on the grenade. All groups of hot girls run with at least one fat girl to throw out cock blocks when needed.
-Dude we were hitting on this group of hot girl lastnight at the bar but we got cock blocked.
---What happened man, boyfriend?
-No man, The Rule of Fat Chicks dude.
---What happened man, boyfriend?
-No man, The Rule of Fat Chicks dude.
by YoungZ July 11, 2006
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Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Generally caused by drinking a gallon or so of soda per day, shunning vegetables, scarfing down fast food, donuts, candy, and topping it all off with a habit of sitting on ones ass 99% of the time.
Bill: Dude, Big Fat Dan went to the doctor, and guess what?
Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?
Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?
Jerry: Indeed.
Jerry: Fat kid diabetes?
Bill: Yes. A SHOCKER, no?
Jerry: Indeed.
by tunnelr@ July 4, 2008
Get the fat kid diabetes mug.A world-wide holiday celebrated every Thursday. The ultimate goal is to appreciate fat chicks via high-fiving amongst friends. The first fat chick spotted is celebrated with a round of fist-pounding called the Initial Pound. Afterwards, each fat chick spotted is celebrated with a high-five. One can add to the celebration by shouting "Damn that bitch is huge!" An unspoken rule of FCT states that if one has sexual contact with a fat chick on this day, it is acceptable. Having sexual contact with a fat chick any other day than FCT is unacceptable and any violators are subject to a lifetime of harassment and the title Fat-Chick Fucker.
by FCT Megafan October 7, 2009
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