Porcupine Hand Job

When grasping for an object (such as wood or fiber glass) and receiving a hand full of splinters.

Dude, I was grabbing for a pallet at work and I got a Porcupine Hand Job.

by Dangod392 November 19, 2010

lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007

Liberal Whack-Job

One who aligns themself with the left of center or left wing party, democrat or socialist. Distortion of history, politics, and social issues is usual. They enjoy smoking pot, looking at flowers, singing Kum-By-ya, and holding hands. They can usualy be found protesting everything under the sun and feel that they deserve handouts and have a right to a job, other peoples money, and emot whatever they feel without consequences.

All the Democrats, socialists, environmental extreamists, anti-war nut jobs, Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, Al Frankin, and all the likes of Air America.
These are all Liberal Whack-Job types.

by Mike3452 October 17, 2006

blue job

when a girl sucks you off, and snowballs the cum back into your mouth then you snowball it into her ass.

i.e Blaine is sitting at home with his new girlfriend. She says I'm bored Blaine why don't you do something freaky. Blaine replies "i don't do freaky, i do creepy. As Blaine reaches for his misshapen tapered penis his girlfriend tells him she wants something she's never had. "BITCH I'm gonna give you a fuckin blue job. Blaine jerks off in the corner while looking at a gay porn magazine for hours. Finally he gets that sexually convoluted look in his eyes. Baby take it in your mouth. He forces his load into her wide orifice. She spits it into his mouth, so sultry. He turns her around, raises her ass and heaves the splooge laden load into her ass. That was quite a blue job baby!!!

by DJ Papsmear April 11, 2009

GHOST JOB

When you chug a whole bottle of anbesol then proceed to give yourself oral sex. It will give the feeling of a stranger giving you oral sex.

Chuck: Im a little worried about Dan.

Jimmy: Why?

Chuck: Well this is the 3rd time this week he has gave himself a ghost job.

Jimmy: Well he gets depressed because all the girls reject him.

Chuck: Depressed or not next time he talks to me with penis breath I'm punching his face clean off.

by Chuckadile December 26, 2011

Blow Job Blintz

Kinky sex position wrapping your penis up in a blintz and serving with sugar and syrup for the best blow job of your life.

After Suzie gave my that terrific blow job blintz, we haven't spoken to each other very much

by Faggalicious 2 January 15, 2011

feliz nobby job

A Christmas gift in the form of oral sex recieved by a male.

she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.

by JMoney420 - 1 December 30, 2009