Warms my cockles

That feeling you get when a loved one suggests something exciting or provocative

"he warms my cockles when he suggests we take a trip to jizzneyland"

by Littleangrypirate May 17, 2017

my old dutch

my missus, my luvver, my wife.

ge' us another vera 'n phil while you're up standing me old dutch!!

by carpark an' burton July 2, 2005

Toy my salat

When Dad tells you to be quiet

Moon: Licking him tiko
Dad: Toy My Salat?

by AnonymousUrbanDictonary August 15, 2022

Oh my fuck!

an expression of utmost surprise, confusion, frustration, amazement, terror, or delight; often abrieviated as OMF, it is far more powerful than OMG; made famous by George Clooney in the film BURN AFTER READING.

Guy 1- "I just watched APOCALYPSE NOW."
Guy 2- "Oh sweet, dude! What did you think?"
Guy 1- "Oh my fuck!"

by Da Sperminator February 20, 2011

breakin my crayons

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

by j-$$ January 1, 2009

My Little Dashie

one of the touching and heartwarming fanfics ever. trust me it will change your outlook on life

Brony 1: hey have you read my little dashie yet?

Brony 2: Yes and boy was it sad.

by Brony at heart November 10, 2012

jack my swag

in simplest form: "copy my style"

most popular in the song "My Jeans" by Jenna Rose

ABC, 123, that girl wore her jeans like me. I bet she’s mad cause I look fab Hahahaha, jack my swag. Sticks and stones may break my bones but mine (jeans) look new and hers just look so old.

by Cheesy Wonton May 22, 2011