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National Chicken nugget day

March 21st is national chicken nugget day so better get to maccies before it’s all sold out.
BFF: hey has that guy got chicken nuggets

Me: ye it’s national chicken nugget day
by National chicken nugget day November 2, 2020
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National fuck a femboy day

On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course
Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU
by A_decider July 29, 2022
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National best friends day

October 15 is the day were you honor you best friend and give them gift call them do something to show them you love them and if they don’t inter act back they are not you really best friend so hope you have a good October 15
I am going to get keisha a bag of candy for national best friends day I hope she interacts back
by Unicorn.eat.glue October 10, 2019
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NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY

Boys and girls get ready for NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, on September 14, no cock if safe from the wrath of the slappers. Slap as much cock as you can for we must reach new heights in our lives. The safe word to block the Cock Slap is "Chi" and you must have your hands over your cock to provide extra protection while saying the word.
John was not aware it was NATIONAL SLAP COCK DAY, so when he arrived to school, his pecker was slapped to the void.
by SENIOR BROWN PEEPEE September 11, 2019
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National Steak and Blowjob Day

truly a guy's holiday, where a guy eats a steak and gets a bj. celebrated on Sep. 2 every year
I had my steak, honey...You know what that means?

No...what?

Well it IS the National Steak and Blowjob Day!!!
by COCKDiesel July 26, 2009
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National hoe day

April 24th it’s the day when all the hoes where born🐉
Papa: when are you born
Me: national hoe day
by KossanTone April 14, 2019
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national grab a boob day

National Grab a Boob Day is on May 3rd so ask a girl if you can grab her tits " DO IT ONLY WITH PERMISSION" lmao
MAY 3RD GRAB YOUR TIT , ON NATIONAL GRAB A BOOB DAY
by General Noxx May 26, 2018
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