Harass John Day

On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it

Today is Harass John Day

by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022

Hood niga john

Hood Niga John (aka jeses christ) is the the son of King Nigger (Aka God)
Hood Niga John is the holiest name of Jeses Christ

Thou shall not say the name of the lord in vain, Hood Niga John

by Jitfromdahood November 23, 2021

Vacation John phenomenon

When you meet a man on vacation and his dick is gouged by new experiences so it seems bigger but then you meet him in his home town and it deflates

She thought she was in love but it was the vacation John phenomenon

by PaiaPrincess May 20, 2023

john hardy morgan

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.

Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020

elton john week

The mayor of Los Angeles, Tom Watson, declared the 20-26 October Elton John Week!

Girl: I was born in Elton John week!!

Guy: Wow that’s so awesome! He is the best!

by Rainbow1cupcake December 9, 2019

John Wayne's gun

A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.

"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"

by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009

Sam John Doyle

A all round great guy he’s funny and enjoys making people laugh he may be stupid sometimes but he doesn’t care he’s always there for you and never lies to you. Don’t lose him he’s is the best

That guys certainly Sam John Doyle

by Sammy dodger 235 June 26, 2019