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Fuck Parts

I want to wrap my fuck parts round the singer of Kings Of Leons face.
by Diamond Lil December 15, 2009
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Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak
Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"
by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021
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Fucking Gary

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.
Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary
by slappos October 15, 2019
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Fuck Welts

Multiple bruises and raised red marks emanating from the vaginal vacinity as a result of slappy coitus.
I didn't think the dick-slapping would cause such well-defined fuck welts.
by Schmedley Finkelstein November 28, 2010
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angry fucking

When you're pissed at a person, but you think a good fucking will calm you down.
"Ugh, I was so pissed at Mark. That led to angry fucking. It calmed me down." -Girl 1
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" -Girl 2
by Evilchikin March 7, 2016
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Fuck Sherpa

Guides who help facilitate the task of copulation with abnormally large people.
Jackson: I would have taken that girl home last night but...

Chris: But what?

Jackson: I wasn't about to scale that crag without a Fuck Sherpa.
by Billy Hornet March 13, 2009
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Bomb Fuck

When a guy fucks a woman so hard she feels like she is blowing up inside.
Tom: I bomb fucked Shirley last night.
Bill: Huh?
Tom: She told me that I fucked her so good she felt like her insides were exploding.
by vigil_09 January 27, 2009
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