dog bruno

Very cute adorable dog named bruno. Will sometimes bite you but will be cute.

Lexy: aww hi bruno the doggo!
Bruno: woof:)
Lexy: your so adorable dog bruno

by Lexy6372 September 17, 2021

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014

Fucking the Dog

Pretty well any Job in Ottawa Canada, a government town that aspires to be a city one day.

Similar to knowing Fuck All, but bragging about it as well.

Did you hear about Bob? He's now Fucking the Dog since he moved to Ottawa.

by jaakkmeehoff January 8, 2020

Dogging the boys

When boys will not participate in an action with the rest of the boys willfully.

Person 1: "You hear about that dumbass Dylan?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the one that wouldn't watch anime with the boys"
Person 3: "That's the one, he really is dogging the boys"

by MasterBarber January 11, 2021

Dog dick

Lipstick 💄

Why are you rubbing that dog dick on your face Becky?

by Lipstick 💄 November 28, 2020

Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.

I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Dog on Tuesday

"Dog on Tuesday" is a synonym for going crazy, mentally and physically.

Word origin: Dogs dig up shit angrily on Tuesday, therefore they are fucking crazy.

Bro, I'm so dog on Tuesday right now.

by Lonelyboy34528 June 10, 2022