Often used accidentally in place of "sweetheart" whilst communicating with ones wife....usually whilst also being distracting by something important (such as T.V.)
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by Phat Wingz July 24, 2006
Get the cunt kick mug.- Julia Roberts has a bad case of cunt face.
- That girls going to need a lot of makeup to cover that cunt face.
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Get the cunt and a half mug.A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.
Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.
by A Disturbed Child October 7, 2009
Get the Cunt-muffin mug.A cunt that is pruple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.
by Brynjella November 4, 2007
Get the purple cunt mug.man look at that porcupine cunt, if she had as many dicks stickin out of her as she had stuck in her she woud be a porcupine.
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