Scaly Penis

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021

Penis Licker

This usually means that someone likes to lick or suck the male's genitalia.

Matthew: Yo, do you know Tafeta? He's a real penis licker to Mauricio.

by Duhtacobell April 1, 2018

Penis minute

its is equivalent to 3 minutes

I will be their soon probably in a penis minute

by The_official_Saul_Goodman July 11, 2023

siege penis

1. When someone has a fucked up dick

2. When someone has a big dick

Johnny is walking like that because he got fucked by a siege penis last night.

by PainGang666 May 5, 2016

loose penis

when one's penis has a small shaft

you have a loose penis matt

by ronchacolucha September 30, 2015

Fazu Penis

Fazu means Favorite which Means favorite penis with A guy Named ZAD

Man My Fazu Penis Is Thick as hell

by TheRussianGypsyOfFrance March 31, 2020

Penis too

When someone admits they have two penises

Dude 1: Bro, I'ma be honest, Penis too

by casper43434245 August 22, 2011