monkey spank

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

by Chrismm September 29, 2005

porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

by That boring guy August 24, 2019

Monkey barrer

A woman who jumps from one man to the next.

Judy is a monkey barrer because she's still with Mike and tryin to get with Pop.

by browneyes24 January 6, 2010

Monkey Pincher

Someone who is better than a monkey puncher and wins at all contest.

That monkey pincher is always winning sxephil's contest!

by Buttface65436 August 4, 2011

Monkey Wrench

Sniffing one's behind. While receiving a Handjob.

Oh baby, how about a monkey wrench?

by Dangerlightinmango June 23, 2021

horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.

I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.

by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013

clown monkey

clown monkey... basically a escape word for cussing

U like u is a clown monkey

by Leodkhidd😈 October 23, 2018