Jarassic park monkey bike

It means a really hot guy that's is amazing on bed but makes you watch jarassic park as a porno and gets u to dress up as a monkey and he will ride you " the bike".

Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead

by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010

Parking The Bus

A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.

Chelsea spent the whole second half parking the bus instead of actually attacking

by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025

Parking Lot Pick-up

When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.

I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.

by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009

Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.

"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."

by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024

Hyde Park Friday

the action of not doing anything in class and having a free day at school

“Hey Mr. Smith, instead of working today let’s have a Hyde Park Friday”!

by Hyde Park School Board April 25, 2022

Bury Park

A borough in Luton in Bedfordshire it is filled with Muslims and Punjabi’s you should not go there.

Did u go to bury park for ur fabrics sanjeh

by Ahhhhhhh2718 March 18, 2020

Park

Park is a better way to say picnic

Melanie: why don’t we do a little park

Sylvia: that’s a great idea I’ll grab the champagne and mini sandwiches

by Gid3on April 25, 2021