Bitch Patrol

When you arrive at the club and spot a group of 3 or more bitches in da club. When you approach said bitches and are accepted into the group, for the rest of the night you are on bitch patrol.

Friend: "ready to bounce?"
You: " I can't I'm on bitch patrol for the night."

by _TheFruitLoop_ May 16, 2016

Side Bitch²

Noun - (Pronounced: Side Bitch Squared) - A woman that is content being the 3rd female in a guy's life. She is the side bitch to the side bitch or the Number 2-Number 2.

I don't know how DJ has time for anything. He has a wife, a side bitch, and a side bitch²

by Chalmette Mayor July 12, 2015

bitch vision

Like tunnel vision, except for bitches. Typically only affects whipped betas or normal dudes with little experience. They prioritize the opposite sex over shit they shouldn't, like debts owed and promises made to bros.

"Yo, I tried hitting up dan for my money for the third time, and on his snap story he's at the festival with his bitch?"
"You know dan has bitch vision, right? It's his first hot girlfriend."

by K. Soul July 20, 2018

Piggly Bitch

One who eats all the ketchup
A master of being fucking useless

"Who ate all the fucking ketchup? It was that piggly bitch Andrew."

by Hood_Niggazz September 15, 2013

bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

by PeaTearGriffin May 23, 2006

Bitch goddess

1. Someone who is extremely successful.
2. Someone so good at being a bitch, she has recieved the title of goddess.

1.Sally just got promoted AGAIN, She's such a bitch goddess.
2. Chelsie stole my boyfriend! She's a bitch goddess!

by Yuriko-chan October 6, 2008

Bitch Made

When someone has had everything handed to them on a silver platter. Not having to put in the work to succeed, and acting like they have. When someone else makes you instead of you making yourself.

That guys hasn’t worked for shit. He’s Bitch Made

by Bigdog wigwog December 17, 2019