A god damn cat

Negan

Negan is a god damn cat

by Neganthegoddamncat April 3, 2023

ur god THOT

When this sentence has been spoken you may assume that the vitim of ur god THOT is dead.

Jim: ur mom gay
Ron: ur dad lesbian

Jim: ur granny tranny

Ron: DON"T MAKE ME SAY IT

Jim: say what?

Ron: UR GOD THOT

*Milky way implodes*

by urmomdadgrannygaylesbiantranny March 13, 2018

god fucking christ

An exclamation to use when extremely frustrated.

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.

by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022

The great god gary

The great god gary is the god of manifestations! You may pay tributes of small bits of anything that you can retrieve but leave and put it back into the universe and paying it forward. Doing so raises your karma and increases your luck in manifesting what you really need or want.

Sam: hey bro you dropped a cigarette!
Joe: hey thanks. Im gunna just leave it for the great god gary"

Allie: hey did you hear about the radio contest for the 2 tickets to bubble bobble?
Jessica: oh my goodness i sure did im going to pray to the great god gary in hopes of winning! Ive been paying it forward so much recently there is no way we wont win.

by Nopage November 9, 2018

ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him

Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God

by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021

OP PRO GOD

Op pro god -
If anyone calls themselves an op pro god, just know that they're op pro god. (which means they are awesome)

"I bulli u"
"AM OP PRO GOD"

by BHONDUDADA666 December 12, 2021

God Bless America

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).

Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.

by trueparf July 30, 2021