bean yoda

yoda bean

mmm turned myself into a bean i have
im bean yoda

by retardgumper November 18, 2023

Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”

This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.

"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024

bean head

When ones head is shaped like a bean.

Kakusu Harry has the biggest bean head i've ever seen, it's fucking massive.

by BigBanta May 19, 2016

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

frothy bean

It’s when you take a Mexican midget and make him drink a lot of milk and then shake him really fast

Hey did you see Dave? He’s using a frothy bean.

by Justin Isaac September 13, 2020

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008