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Feeding the chickens.

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .
T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"
by T-lib January 26, 2014
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Bin Chicken

A sticky, long legged, feening stalk that pollutes da area.

Othernames semen demon, trash bag
you bin chicken me out? share some around you semen demon.

Look its Sticky she's been bin diving again...
by Honkytonkstitties February 27, 2022
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roasted chicken

old pornstars with skin that looks like roasted chicken
by roasted chicken December 20, 2017
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IM Chicken

When instant messaging on a particularly racy or controversial subject and you begin typing a response, only to realise the other person is also typing a response, so you stop, as does the other, to read what they say first. Then the game of IM chicken begins waiting to see who sends first.
I was IM'ing with my ex, discussing whether we should get back together. Neither of us would say it though, and a few long bouts of IM Chicken began.
by ssmith22 August 21, 2011
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Fired chicken

Tyron: Wow tht fried chicken looks good
Javonte: fasho doe
Black ppl love fired chicken
by Djkhaledfannn July 10, 2018
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A Funky Chicken

Pour some rum in my eggnog, I feel for a funky chicken!
by DeeBo83 November 8, 2009
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Dumpster Chicken

Someone who is permi-high. A tweaker or other who fucks anyone with drugs then waits for them to pass out and steals the oddest shit you have around while walking past the big pile of drugs, money and various valuables scattered about. They then proceed to find a get away vehicle (i.e: a store of bikes) but decides to take the pieces to the bike that's broken down "for parts only" and scoffs at the perfectly good, expensive bikes already ready already... The car keys eluded their reasoning as well; no matter how many times they get their asses kicked...They Never learn!
Person 1: "Hey, look at that person over there. Who's that?"

Person 2: "Oh, yeah, that's just one of our friendly neighborhood dumpster chickens. No matter how many times we try to teach them to fly... Sigh... Never sticks!"
by Crysinrealyfe July 26, 2022
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