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Wherer my Ihop

A great Facebook status to keep you out of jail.
In November 2009, Rodney Bradford was arrested as a burglary suspect; charges were dropped when Bradford proved he was at his computer at the time of the burglary, updating his Facebook status to read "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK . . . . . . WHERER MY IHOP".
by KentonLikesFish December 8, 2009
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Gobble my Hog

An instance in which your girlfriend will wrap her lips around tip, shaft, and/or ball sack and proceed to gobble like a turkey on Thanksgiving.
I cant come to baseball because my girlfriend is coming down to gobble my hog
by The Hog Gobbler December 6, 2010
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climb into my cart

An expression used by men usually born around 1930 in Australia to describe going to bed
Well good night everybody, I'm going to climb into my cart.
by bolman January 6, 2010
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Blow my top

When someone makes you to reach at a level of frustration and disappointment and then you need to aim this energy to him.
e.x. You’re making me blow my top with this passive aggressive attitude of yours young man. Stop it immediately or I will do something really bad to you.
by Sense8ative August 11, 2019
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Barf in my panties

A phrase used to describe how you feel towards something that is gross, repulsive, appalling, unsightly, unfathomable, or revolting.

BIMP used for short.
Did you hear that Jessie hooked up with Declan? He reeks! Ewww! Barf in my panties!
by richieselznick June 7, 2018
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My New Empire

what Anakin has brought peace, freedom, justice, and security too
"I have brought peace,freedom,justice, and security to my new empire"
by CivilKink October 15, 2020
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juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.
A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.
by Definition Extraordinaire October 31, 2015
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