National Give Owen Head Day

That one day of the year where someone with big titties gotta give some dude named Owen head.
It is on February 11th.

Owen: Guess what day it is?
Big Titty Babe: Aw hell naw not this shit again I guess I gotta do it tho.
Owen: Thats right, it’s National Give Owen Head Day.

by Joseph Mamá February 10, 2022

National hit best friend day

Hit your best friend

Boy : you know what day it is

Girl : shoot, national hit best friend day

by Carly 146 November 18, 2020

National Show your dick day

All boys must show there dick on the 14th July

On the 14th of July it’s national show your dick day

by Calebsexual July 13, 2021

National Shut Up Bryce Day

Everyday people can tell Bryce to shut up once.

Bryce: Hi
You: Shut Up Bryce
Bryce WTF MAN!?
You: It’s National Shut Up Bryce Day!
Bryce: Understandable, have a nice day

by ButtcheesePoopy September 21, 2020

National kiss & grab ass day

Is a day to grab a girl ass and kiss her doesn’t matter if you have a (GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

walk up to a girl or boy and grab they ass and kiss them mostly a girl on National kiss & grab ass day

by Freaky man September 24, 2019

National throw tall people day

October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t

by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020

national suck off koen day

National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th

Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.

by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019