5 finger forehead

A forehead that is 5 fingers or more wide. Commonly associated with ugly chicks and losers.

Common trait is a 5 finger wide vagina - USED & LEFT FOR SHIT!

seeks constant approval from everyone for childish and slutty behavior.

Alan: that bitchs forehead is huge!
Chris: thats yana she's fucking messed up, call her 5 finger forehead.
Alan: her boobs are big too
Chris: she wears a pushup - and acts like no one knows
Alan: She has dick breath
Chris: yeah, and she's got an std, bet her coochie is stank as hell.
Alan: damn..so young.
Chris:

by averyEface March 24, 2010

3 fingers up

holding three fingers up in a photo represents

a secret way of you saying you don't have a dad

did u see brodys post of him holding 3 fingers up i guess he cant eat cereal

by poppie.kadin April 10, 2022

Finger Puppet

ummm, you become a finger puppet once a doctor gives you an anal exam during a check-up. get it?

by slapmeat August 5, 2003

rollie fingers

When you jizz on your partner's upper lip and then adorn previously trimmed pubes in such a way as to form facial hair of the mustachio variety. Then, continue to form the mustache until bushy small upward pointing ends appear, much like that of famed baseball pitcher Rollie Fingers.

Yo, my bizzo was all about mustaches so I gave her the Rollie Fingers last night.

by me.....)()( July 23, 2009

four finger spread

The resulting spray between your fingers when you vomit in public and try to hold it back with one hand.

Hugh: "I heard Chuck puked in the middle of the bar last night."
Ralph: "Yeah, he did a four finger spread over some people's table."

by T-von October 23, 2008

Three fingers up

A pose in which you hold your index, middle, and ring finger up with your pinky curled and thumb placed over it. The opposite of four fingers up as if you’re putting three fingers up you get no bitches and do not have casual sex on the regular

“Look Kyle is putting three fingers up. He gets no bitches.”

by LightskinGoku69 April 20, 2022

DR. JELLY FINGERS

that doctor dude who ever-so-gingerly dons the latex over his digits, and abundantly lubes his pussy finger for subsequent rectal penetration.

After returning from his yearly today, my friend stated that Dr. Jelly Fingers requested that he assume the "rectal probing" position. After completion, my friend said it wasn't as bad as he initially thought, but the only thing he was a little upset about was that he had gotten a chubby in the process. Not good!

by weave August 24, 2003