dick in the face

The phrase "dick in the face" can be used to describe any back-handed, slap in the face, outrageous action by an individual, organization, or God. An act that is like a "dick in the face" is usually unexpected, unwarranted, and seriously unpleasant like being suddenly slapped by a dick. The term was invented when a Boston University History major tried to say "what a dickwad" and "what a slap in the face" at the same time.

P1: Joe promised Lauren that if she agreed to the divorce, she could keep the dog, but after she signed the preliminary papers, he took her to court to get the dog.
P2: Jesus, what a dick in the face!

P1: I saw a guy drop a twenty so I ran after him to give it back. He accused me of pick pocketing and told a cop I stole it!
P2: Did you get in trouble?
P1: No, the cop saw the whole thing but still, what a real dick in the face!

by AnnAldis December 14, 2012

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Becca Face

A look of pure terror; Deer in headlights.

Haha, that joke gave her a Becca Face!

by BlackStarNinja1 December 17, 2012

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happy-face

a word used to express hapiness of pleasure in something.

when i saw that i was ao happy-face.

by emo-emote2696 March 25, 2010

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Walrus face

When a dude sits on a girl's face and rests his balls on her upper lip

I gave my girlfriend a walrus face last night.

by HottmessExpress September 24, 2015

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face-ofish

adj. (Face-o-fish): A stage in a relationship where one is officially "In A Relationship" on Facebook, as desplayed on one's profile.

Jake: "Dude, my relationship with Mel getting pretty serious."

Zack: "Well is it face-ofish yet?"

Jake: "Well, she's a bit afriad of commitment, so right now we're just listed as 'It's Complicated' with one another."

by Nlubes July 12, 2009

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