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Cheek Boner

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.
Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now
by StudBagel March 20, 2017
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mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped
I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely
by Mehfuck September 29, 2018
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anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.
I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.
by Devveyovich June 3, 2016
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Boner buzzkill

Anything which causes your boner to shrink.
I was in my room just starting a good wank. Whi my sister walked in and said:,"dinner's ready!' talk about a. Boner buzzkill!
by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021
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Boner boy

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.
On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.
by anonymous October 10, 2020
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chikfil boner

When you get hard after drinking Chik-Fil-A Lemonade.
Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
by Pooqua January 23, 2023
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Nose Boner

When witnessing others use cocaine,but you dont have any for yourself.
Dude! That guy just did a rockstar line! Totally gave me a nose boner!
by Psycho_poet 89 December 16, 2017
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