Bitch Updo

1)A specific hairdo that frequently belongs to bitches, or just generally unpleasant people. The hair is generally thrown into an awkward, puffy ball on the top of the head because she no care, she do what she want.
2)A person with the aforementioned haircut. Frequently seen in tank tops and fatspiller sweatpants because she thinks she's so hot it doesn't matter. Seen in packs. Will either attack, or fuck you.

Becky is such a bitch updo. She yelled at someone for breathing to loud in an elevator... then made out with him.

by Threeknocksal January 22, 2009

face bitching

bitching in a whining fashion on facebook and nobody really cares.

face bitching status update: aw....i have to go to work AGAIN!? why me?

by amanda2169 September 29, 2010

Piggly Bitch

One who eats all the ketchup
A master of being fucking useless

"Who ate all the fucking ketchup? It was that piggly bitch Andrew."

by Hood_Niggazz September 15, 2013

bitch vision

Like tunnel vision, except for bitches. Typically only affects whipped betas or normal dudes with little experience. They prioritize the opposite sex over shit they shouldn't, like debts owed and promises made to bros.

"Yo, I tried hitting up dan for my money for the third time, and on his snap story he's at the festival with his bitch?"
"You know dan has bitch vision, right? It's his first hot girlfriend."

by K. Soul July 20, 2018

bitch seat

1. The rear seat on a motorcylce because that's where the bitch rides.
2. The #1 spot on someone's myspace top 8 because that's were everyone feels obligated to put thier gf.

"Are they going out?"
"Must be, she's in his bitch seat."

by PeaTearGriffin May 23, 2006

Bitch goddess

1. Someone who is extremely successful.
2. Someone so good at being a bitch, she has recieved the title of goddess.

1.Sally just got promoted AGAIN, She's such a bitch goddess.
2. Chelsie stole my boyfriend! She's a bitch goddess!

by Yuriko-chan October 6, 2008

Bitch Made

When someone has had everything handed to them on a silver platter. Not having to put in the work to succeed, and acting like they have. When someone else makes you instead of you making yourself.

That guys hasn’t worked for shit. He’s Bitch Made

by Bigdog wigwog December 17, 2019