Cunt Loofah

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cunt loofah is a guy who is more than that of just a bag of dicks, but a pure asshole.

Boy: you're a dumb ass trick
Trick: shut the hell up cunt loofah

by nothingbuttruth08 August 20, 2008

cunt talk

The non speak, between the words cruel intention of a pissed off girl pretending to be happy.

ex (9:05:20 PM) everyday is the same. this week was hell

Male (9:05:24 PM): im sorry

ex (9:05:31 PM): yea.

ex (9:05:38 PM): well ur happy right. uve been good?

ex (9:06:07 PM): cus if u are then great.

ex(9:06:14 PM): seems lik ur great

male (9:06:36 PM): dont make me feel bad cuz im happy when your not. take that cunt talk elsewhere

by COA91 September 14, 2009

Cunt Swatter

A female who prevents another female from getting laid.

Similar to Cock Blocking

Coined by Dane Cook.

Girl 1: So Jill, did you finally get it on with Steve?
Gir 2: No, Amy told him I had some horrible disease.

Girl 1: That Cunt Swatter!

by Eeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz May 17, 2009

pigeon cunt

When a woman has a really tight pussy

You know that girl i shagged last night? She had such a pigeon cunt, it really hurt my cock.

by The one and only danielson May 25, 2008

Lying Cunt

A person who promises eg. A payrise and a better truck, then dosn't deliver.

"You told me I was getting a payrise and a better truck ..... you lying cunt"

by Loose4skin September 4, 2017

Cunt Gobbler

A girls pussy that smells like SALMON, and it's old and disgusting but someone EATS it uppp!

You fucking cunt gobbler!

by Matt & Katie September 11, 2009

Cunt Warbling

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

by Matt June 26, 2004