Jug Head

A jug head is a person who is a total retard who applies their self with day time activities like hanging,chilling, or chilling and hanging at the stoop. This person always talks about the same thing, acts like a broken record on every single thing they or he talks about. This person is non motivated to do anything, besides watching espn or playing undisputed to pass the time on daily basis. There are many characteristics to a jug head, stemming from being really dumb, awkward, agreeing with what is the norm. While being completely oblivious to there surroundings and clueless to there own cause. Not only is this person really persistent, but they feel like the victim all the time cause there so close minded they feel the need to hang or chill. To sum a jug head entirely their total retards with the persistence of a 4 year old child, and or your cat has more 2 sense then a normal defying jug head.
The background of a jug head is lonely with a not so crazy life with nothing going on, Pretty much nothing to live for except hanging at the stoop/lair.

Ipones, saying stupid quotes, fantasy factory, weighting 180, wearing a blue jays hat with a phillies shirt, hanging or chilling, jug head

by jug head333333333 August 5, 2009

stupid-head

Crooked-faced butt-monkey with as much reason to live amongst human society as a mosquito.

<Buckle> l00k a7 t3h st0pid h34d!!!1111 l0lz h3r h34d i5 b4çk to =fr0nt!1
<Juckle> Piss off, Nazi.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003

Morning Head

noun. a Morning Head cap is a device to fix bed hair in seconds. It consists of a thick shower cap with an absorbent material on the inside. You add water, put it on your head and then your hair is wet. You can style your hair as if you just took a shower.

I shower at night and used to wet my hair in the sink before work. My wife gave me morning head for my birthday, so now my mornings are much faster and easier.

by Foxy_Cleopatra November 11, 2013

shoe-head

Of or relating to one who covets shoes is considered a shoe-head.

Daym bitch, that individual of africana decent is just another shoe-head.
yeah man, he's got like 50 pairs of Nike Dunks.
yeah i agree
we should bust a cap in his ass
but then we'd get arrested for racial discrimination
fuck dat shit
aight

by Benjamin Frank May 30, 2006

Bucket Head

A person who's face is so ugly, they are better suited to wear a bucket on their head instead of showing said face to the general public.

Fuck, did you hear bucket head talking back there? That guy is soooo lame.

by Dal Engineer II May 13, 2005

Head Shot

Explosive Diarrhea that hits the wall of the toilet bowl and sticks, like when brains and blood get shot out of the head and tick to a regular wall.

After eating tons of chili last night, I had to take an urgent dump. It looked like a head shot in the bowl.

by Chips August 11, 2008

Dope head

A fucked up individual constantly high on narcotics. A loser to society. Lowest of the low. Usually infected with HIV or AIDS, and most of it's kind have obtained a numerous amount of STD's (Sexually Transmitted Disease) - as a result of doing blow-jobs, anal-fucks (see wordspatch/word for more info on anal-fucks), and everything else on the sexual front.

Hey, look at that sorry ass dope head. What a poor mother fucker. Let's go kick his ass, and steal his dope.

The dope head took the leap, and went raging towards the ground approximately 100 m/h. The bystanders laughed and applauded as the dope head was splattered around on the ground.

by Corax June 3, 2003