wet andy

the act of nutting in a girls mouth and scooping some out wit your finger then sticking it in her ear

1) did you and yo girl take it to the next level
2) fasho i gave her a wet andy last night

1) you nasty as hell

by dischargegulper420 August 13, 2025

Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.

Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.

by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023

wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny

person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."

by zero two's darling July 13, 2021

nickers wet

Jump into deep water In shorts Unprepared

I do not want to jump into that river and get my nickers wet My shrit is so preety ?

by anonymous December 22, 2023

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

Wet Dream

When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions

I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Wet Charlie

Like a wet willy, but in the nose

Im gonna give you a wet charlie if you give me a wet willy

by Wetcharliegiver April 1, 2025