Dirty Desk

N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.

Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!

by IdgafadaBrada November 17, 2010

Dirty Salem

When you're mid sex and you make eye contact with your cat. Not wanting to disappoint anybody, you are now stroking two pussies.

Friend: how was it last night
You: I dont want to talk about it, I did a dirty salem to her cat

by Comeeatmebroo June 28, 2020

dirty izzy

When you meet a girl at a wild wing restaurant and you bang her in the bathroom using hot wing sauce as lubricant.

I met a girl at the wild wing on eagleson road. I gave her a dirty Izzy and then made a break for it. It was greasy.

by Spunkygirl6969 May 14, 2016

dirty dog

When a person of one gender engages in numerous shady activities with the person of the opposite gender.

Brian: Where did Jonny go?
Kevin: He's at the bookstore with Giraffe woman.
Brian: That dirty dog.

by wonderbrian February 22, 2009

Dirty Lee

A sexual act during which one of the participant's face is smeared with feces. A relative of the Dirty Sanchez.

That chick was a freak in bed. She wasn't satisfied with the Dirty Sanchez, she wanted a Dirty Lee.

by The Dirty Lee December 10, 2008

dirty 30s

The 30-aves in East Oakland, California. Hella dangerous for non-residents.

Where that hoe Bubbles stay at?
She stay in the dirty 30s.
Shit, I ain't tryin' to hit that bad.

by pbarr October 27, 2011

Dirty Ruben

A respectful man who tends to the womans needs unlike dirty philo

Oh he really was a dirty ruben last night

by Rozza Gooner April 14, 2020