Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers

Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

autistic dog

When a autistic man paints a dog being rapped

The autistic dog painting was nice

by AlabamaHitler January 8, 2019

dog love

to love like a dog is to love unconditionally, to remain loyal, and to shower your s/o with affection

anyone would be lucky to receive dog love

by arcadegame October 4, 2023

dog perch

a beer belly

Have you seen the size of that bloke's dog perch?

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet

Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!

by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020

cold dog

cold hot dog

This cold dog is great.

by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y July 8, 2022

Water the dogs

When a man finishes on someone's feet.

Shakira, can I water the dogs? I am about to cum.

by watermydogs July 31, 2022