bag monkey

a person that goes bananas for a mans bag, or the person peels the old bag skin off a guys sack and sucks on it like a banana

domenic is a bag monkey he likes to peel the old bag off sabrina to reveal the new bag

by DickPuncher69 December 28, 2005

Monkey Fist

A term used to describe certain people with monkey-like features. Large ears, hairy arms and or knuckles, a vagin that hang like sleeve of wizard are all signs of a monkey fist. Often times they will also have short hair (if a female monkey fist), and they will also have a chronic armpit scratching disorder or CASD.

"I can't believe that Cory hangs out with John..."
"Yeah, but his sister hangs out with Monkey Fist, so that's even worse."

by MAMF(millions against M. Fist) April 21, 2010

Data Monkey

A person who is incapable of any creative or critical thought, (i.e. Psychologists) who relies solely on numerical evidence to shape their worldview. In a professional realm, these are the people who don't contribute any meaningful commentary to a project that they may undertake, and instead tell anybody with questions to "look at the charts." They do not put in any meaningful work themselves, opting instead to mine for the work someone else has done and draw the most painfully obvious conclusions from it

"Oh look, this paper came to the same conclusions I did just by using my two brain cells. They must be a data monkey."

by dubebrotechbro November 24, 2019

Jerk Monkey

Someone who is being an asshole and acts immature.

That Jerk Monkey stole my cupcake and slapped me in the face!

by Iceman Cometh March 10, 2009

monkey booty

a term used while referring to the buttocks of a primate.

ooohhh damn, i went to the jungle and i caught me a monkey with a banana and kind words. that damn monkey was all over me man, wooooooo i like that there monkey booty.

by Sam Cochrane April 9, 2007

shock the monkey

When a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy vagina, thus literally shocking the monkey. This is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as Peter Gabriel is an avid fan of this move.

Matt: Yo how was you're date with that chick?
Johnny: You know we were just makin out and shit then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair

by Guy Le Deuche July 27, 2008

monkey on a trapoline

When a man stretches out his scrotum sack and bounces his penis off it like a monkey jumping on a trampoline. This technique was created by two brothers from Mass.

Jack loves playing with his sack, his favorite manuver is the monkey on a trapoline.

by Bro#2 July 16, 2008