tuxedo cat

Someone who will take you to expensive places.

My tuxedo cat took me to The Ritz, baby!

by pfuss December 19, 2016

cat slater

An expression uttered on departure. Synonym for "goodbye". An elision of the common phrase "catch you later".
Derived from a popular, fat, Eastenders character. Neo-cockney rhyming slang originating from South East London, the most gangstar of areas. Often used by thegerrid. Alternative spelling: "cats later"

"i gotta go, i'm touching cloth baby!"
"cat slater"
"yer"

by thegerrid February 27, 2005

Stepped On A Cat

A term defining what happens when Trinket Taco accidently steps on a cat or an orange, and a ridiculous fart occurs.

Taco: I'm going to go to my Mom's room
Jordan: Okay *On phone with Rene*
Taco: * Steps on Tiger*
Taco: I stepped on a cat and I farted!
Jordan: *dies laughing*

by Sincerely Jordan November 2, 2008

Ninja Cat

Some fucker who thinks he's a badass online, but in reality isn't shit. Yet another nobody who likes bullshit like "lolcats," martial arts (but probably has never bothered to learn any) and using words like "kitteh" and such, while thinking he is some kind of tough guy at the same time. Probably spends most of his income on his addictions of WoW and "adult" anime shows.

Ninja Cat thought he was a badass after making an asinine claim on a forum. Later that night he stepped outside of his building to buy anime porn after a failed WoW raid and mouthed off to a guy, who struck Ninja Cat in the head with a baseball bat. He was left to bleed on the concrete, and when his fat goth girlfriend came to check on him, she found his stash of anime porn and dumped his worthless ass.

by Nerd Please May 27, 2009

cat fights

when two women have scissor sex

“damn those lesbians must have a lot of cat fights!”

by zoo sex November 12, 2017

cat's leotards

Everyone knows the phrase 'the cat's pyjama's' Well, it seems that by cunning deduction, that it was supposed to be 'the cat's leotards', apparently while trading the word for some horse-blankets and checking accounts with Korea, there was a mix-up.

"Dang, those are just the cat's leotards."
"don't you mean, cat's pyjama's" "I hope you die"
"but daddy! I wanna be the cat's leotards!" "you can't, Erbert, you have too much leprosy."

by Jeff October 27, 2004

Cat Call

u do this when u see a girl with a nice ass

boy 1: dam look at that ass
boy 2: *cat calls* DAM BITCH BABY WONT U COME MY WAYYY

by bob saggytits May 29, 2017