Hipster Friend

A hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. S/he doesn't want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.

Person 1: That fucker! When I told him I need his help he suddenly disappeared. And now, when I meet him on the street he looks away.

Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.

by bluesmaster December 12, 2012

Best Friend

The person who knows you better than any one, but also has the power to ruin your life.

best friend I love you so much.

6 years later

friend I hate your face and I never want to see you again.

by what even is this...like what November 1, 2013

Extra Friend

Another Way of saying a Gay Friend

OMG your Bestie is Such an Extra Friend

by Aria W January 12, 2018

Friends with Benefits!

Two (or more) people who want to hang as friends, yet don't want to settle for exclusive claims on the other. We help, talk and are real, actually great friends. "Relationships" dampen that carefree spontanaity, because possessiveness and jealousy stifles the soul.

I help my FWB score if she sees something that she fancies, and vice versa! No shame in a 3some as long as #3 understands the possessiveness boundaries.
We occasionally even do the midnight bootycall to each other if she or I need to get our jollies taken care of with no delay! being both highly sexed individuals and not nearly enough time to wine and dine for as piece of ass. As friends, no jealousy on either end. This friendship is unique, we both understand that.
If you find it, you'll never lose your best friend. Things evolve. If you stop balling for whatever reason, you still have a dear, lifelong real friendship, someone who understands you best. And will occasionally offer you a quick O if you look like you could really use the release.

Your flex schedule is screwing up your sex life too, Marianne? I get so horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe. Maybe with some schedule coordination, we could make that "friends with benefits!" thing work out for the both of us

by nextel1000 September 30, 2019

Lets be Friends

This is how a guy tries to manipulate women in order to intervene in your relationship with your boyfriend. This is obviously a lie and you should not listen to the guy unless you want to be manipulated into having an affair. These guys do not care about you, they just want to use you for sex and they are willing to destroy your love life just to get in your pants. Once they do, they will disappear forever. If you try to break it off with them because you are faithful, they will make it seem like you are just a mean person, but you are not mean, this person is manipulative.

"Hey you're beautiful can I have your number?"
"Oh, um... I have a boyfriend sorry."
"It's not even like like girl, can I just have your number and we can just be friends."
"Um, okay I guess."
Yeah, lets be friends."
"Sure."

(No, bitch. This is exactly the same as, "Let's just hangout." They are going to try to fuck you.)

by MiseryandCompany October 28, 2014

friend card

basically when you p0wn like crazy, all these bitches be goin YO DAWG I NEED TO PULL THE FRIEND CARD YO MAN YO. so alls you gotta do is be like BITCH. (you can choose to add a bitchslap here, or twelve) GET ME A CHICKEN SAMICH. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES. AND A COKE TO DRINK OR SOMETHIN. FOR FREE.

(mofo pulling his friend card.)
yo dawg dawg yo my homie cheese skillet who i wanna make love to, i gotta pull my *SLAP* BITCH NAHHH

by dudeman13yo April 1, 2008

Ex-Friend

This girl is a horrible person. She will steal your boyfriend and make lies about you. She will accuse you of making rumours, but she is the one that is really doing it. She will be nice at first but then she will turn. WARNING: If she is on her period you better run! Also known as skank or bitch or awful friend or even nasty

Yo did u see my Ex-friend?Wait? Is that her with Chris? Is she? Omg I hate u!

by jxExSxSxIxCxAxg March 14, 2017