When a girl's pussy is so messed up, loose, roastbeefy and destroyed because it looks like it got struck by lightning.
That girl I brought home last night was so hot, but when I got her in bed she was a total thunder cunt!
by FHS niggas May 22, 2008
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Get the Cunt eater mug.The ultimate dickbag, or king of all doucheboxes. A sorry excuse for a man, who often can be found at 24 Hour Fitness with a fake tan and a jar of protein powder sticking out of his ass, grunting and gawking at the ladies to try to get the attention he apparently never got as a child.
Often passes around STD's and thinks he is the sexiest thing to ever strut around the mangina bars he hangs out at, combing the dance floor or bar area for younger broads who don't realize what a fucking loser he is quite yet because these younger chicks lack experience. Super dumbass, who spells shit wrong on his Facebook, and makes headlines or quotes on his page such as, "Keep it real,"or "This is why I'm hot," in addition to pictures of himself flexing.
Basically a disgrace to all men, metrosexual, overly-wrapped up in his own shit, and feels entitled to sex... and makes a big fucking deal about not getting enough sex...even though he sucks major ass in bed. Basically, he put the chick's legs over her head and sticks it in and fucking chills there, being all like, "Is this good for you, babe?" Constantly has to beat off because he sucks at life altogether. Constantly cheats on his dumbass, in-denial girlfriend, and uses words like, "sweetheart" to detract attention from his dirty fucking ballsack and unfaithful tendencies.
Often passes around STD's and thinks he is the sexiest thing to ever strut around the mangina bars he hangs out at, combing the dance floor or bar area for younger broads who don't realize what a fucking loser he is quite yet because these younger chicks lack experience. Super dumbass, who spells shit wrong on his Facebook, and makes headlines or quotes on his page such as, "Keep it real,"or "This is why I'm hot," in addition to pictures of himself flexing.
Basically a disgrace to all men, metrosexual, overly-wrapped up in his own shit, and feels entitled to sex... and makes a big fucking deal about not getting enough sex...even though he sucks major ass in bed. Basically, he put the chick's legs over her head and sticks it in and fucking chills there, being all like, "Is this good for you, babe?" Constantly has to beat off because he sucks at life altogether. Constantly cheats on his dumbass, in-denial girlfriend, and uses words like, "sweetheart" to detract attention from his dirty fucking ballsack and unfaithful tendencies.
"I know the game. I've dated a lot of mediocre man cunt in my day."
"I really wanted to lift that pink, 5lb dumbbell in the dance studio at 24 hour Fitness, but that man cunt is in there humping a jar of protein powder."
"Just wanted to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF. You're a mediocre piece of man cunt...have fun with your sad life and big, gaping vagina."
"I really wanted to use the ab machine at 24 Hour Fitness, but that man cunt is too busy ass fucking himself all over it..."
"I really wanted to lift that pink, 5lb dumbbell in the dance studio at 24 hour Fitness, but that man cunt is in there humping a jar of protein powder."
"Just wanted to say, GO FUCK YOURSELF. You're a mediocre piece of man cunt...have fun with your sad life and big, gaping vagina."
"I really wanted to use the ab machine at 24 Hour Fitness, but that man cunt is too busy ass fucking himself all over it..."
by CheryltheShitShow July 27, 2009
Get the Man Cunt mug.A southern cunt is one from south of the border - characteristics include being soft and talking like a twat! The southern cunt also runs off at the mouth and is constantly in danger of a beating from their Northern more superior counterparts.
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