A city where officials, elected leaders, activists, librarians, and teachers fight to be able to give kids porn.
The director of a public library in Hoboken, NJ made Hoboken a book sanctuary city after coming under for an event which offered kids pornographic books.
by Libs of TikTok March 6, 2024
Get the Book Sanctuary Citymug. Meep citiful means your meep citious, which was created my a “imaginary” girl on the playground. she inspired many including Anna, Anna Maria, JJ, McKenzie, Milly, and Katie
by meep city girl August 19, 2022
Get the meep citifulmug. by jkruyer April 14, 2025
Get the Scissor Citymug. similar to the Wisconsin blow drier, this act involves two givers ejaculating on the receivers face, and then passing gas on the splotch until a proper crust is formed. upon the completion of the crust, the act is completed.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.
the reciever must be spinning counter clockwise to properly execute this move.
by sigma68 April 24, 2024
Get the twin-city tornadomug. by ThisCatGuy November 5, 2020
Get the Wario Citymug. A city known for having a beautiful skyline and scenery. It also has a lot of sports and a great nightlife.
David: Yo, wanna go eat somewhere in the sexy city this afternoon?
Earl: Fuck yeah, I love going to Tampa
Earl: Fuck yeah, I love going to Tampa
by ChiefsRaysBolts February 20, 2019
Get the Sexy Citymug. City Cow
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/
Definitions:
1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."
2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."
3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/
Definitions:
1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."
2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."
3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
🐄 Literal or Humorous Imagery:
1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."
2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:
3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."
4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."
🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:
5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."
6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):
7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."
2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:
3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."
4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."
🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:
5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."
6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):
7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
by 404LifeFound August 3, 2025
Get the City Cowmug.