Old babies

Around 11 to 17 years old (excluding 10 years old or below)

Old babies cannot be invited to my party, Only Young Adults!

by Fascinated21 November 26, 2023

Old Man Sam

He fucking loves history and trains (a little too much). He has a history of beating children and telling them get of his zip line. In West Virginia, he is also known as Grandpa Jones by many of the Boy Scouts who have been beaten. He also has a habit of calling ppl ‘Chief’ and hating everyone and everything. He’s somehow the saltiest 21 year old alive.

“Old Man Sam slapped me!”

“Guess who got written up for slapping a child at work?!... that’s right! You guessed it! Old man Sam!”

by MJM2020 December 3, 2018

old dusty

An old fashion hand job with no type of lubricant

Jenny gave me a wank but didn’t spit on it or anything, she gave me an old dusty

by Cpt. Long shlong April 11, 2020

the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.

I just had to shine the old trophy...

by <•_•> May 12, 2017

old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it

Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot

by im an old idiot August 6, 2019

8.52 year old

Someone whose 8.52 is Quote on quote getting closer to their B DAY

When an 8.52 year old lands he goes to the hands

by The dancing nugget July 20, 2022

old grizzly

LOL old grizzly can be anything from your hair strands to the toenail clipper you use and yess I know what your thinking it can be that too

Yo daddy/momma got that old grizzly on his fingers

by thetruth_dealwithit February 3, 2021