Snake Eye Punisher

The act of sticking a pencil in a mans urethra in retaliation to sexual assault

last week i had to give a guy the ol' snake eye punisher

by NigerianDipstick March 23, 2023

tire-eye coordination

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)

Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!

by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

snake eye pee

Following a night of wild sex and passionate satisfaction, the leftover swimmers seal the urethral meatus (your cock hole) and create two master streams of urine,which may or may not hit both side of the porcelain throne. This is also referred to as "rimming it".

"Dude, I totally had snake eye pee this morning. I hit the tub and the sink at the same time!"

by orgasmic tomatoes November 27, 2014

Intense eye watering

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).

A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.

by Shamir Snuts June 15, 2021

cum shot to the eye

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight

jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye

by master.oogwey69420 July 29, 2020

shit my eye

an expression of surprise

"Shit my eye I've run over me dad"

by Johnny eye shutter January 28, 2017

9/11 eyes

To be mangled on a variety of club drugs until you acquire a wide eyed stare that appears to be capable of taking down half the New York City skyline from the sheer intensity of the gaze.

Did you see Brian last night with those 9/11 eyes? Bro, I was about to call homeland security to stop him from taking down the new freedom towers with that stare.

by Tony Two-Times January 2, 2014