parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.

Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024

Parked

when something's boring, over, not moving- just like a parked car.

invented by samuelsleeves (on tiktok)

Omg it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

or

Person 1: hey how's that new movie you saw?

Person 2: parked. not worth seeing.

by randomperson5000 March 15, 2024

Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.

Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?

by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021

The Fun Park/ Directors Cut

A Gore Mixtape, Showing The Worst Of The Worst. One of the clips show a man being tied up, and his throat being sliced. Another being a little kid watching his father and mother being killed.

"Do you have The Fun Park/ Directors Cut?"
"tf no your disgusting"

by BruvIsCool June 27, 2022

severna park beer

A beer that is opened and one sip is gone but they take the tab to keep track "how many beers they drank" and the person hands it off to someone else saying finish it pussy when really they are the pussy. Also known as "Parkie beer"

A kid who is wearing timberlands and lives in severna park, who is at a party always is going to deliver at least 10-15 severna park beers a night.

by Severnaparklax10 December 9, 2013

Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.

Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!

by Myswarm February 18, 2023

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019