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Cheez doodle fingers

When you eat cheez doodles, cheetos, doritos, etc. And get the cheez powder on your fingers. Gets larger over time.
Dude I had a bad case of cheez doodle fingers so I just had my dog lick it off.
by Sohighrightnow June 1, 2009
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fingering your ape

The art of penetrating ones hoonie'nan'r
I was late getting home and much to my delight, found my girlfriend there fingering her ape.

Are you gunna blow me or just sit there fingering your ape?
by cblocker April 17, 2011
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4 finger ounce.

In the 70s, it was a way of measuring how much weed was in a baggie by holding your fingers up to it. A 'four finger ounce' was a baggie filled up enough to cover four fingers, a half ounce was two fingers, a quarter was one finger...
"Hey Cheech, did you score?" "Yeah, I got a 4 finger ounce."
by ts15210 April 21, 2021
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finger licking host

The act of a mother, or other host, serving up cake at a party, and licking her fingers each time she touches icing; therefore, leaving unwanted germs on the next person's piece she serves up.
Gross, did you see that finger licking host putting her nasty licked fingers on my piece of cake?
by quirky me July 31, 2010
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3 Finger up

Means you are an absolute girl magnet
who fucks unlimitied bitches
Raph is holding 3 finger up, he must get so many girl
by Raph698 June 6, 2022
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shady finger puppet

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.
"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"
by Terryfied February 15, 2005
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Middle Finger Swear

Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.

It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.

Also called MF Swear.
"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"
by Mastersam0 June 11, 2008
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