boner rhythm

Casually sitting with a boner while massaging it down under a pillow.

I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.

by TheCarl June 24, 2016

boner stick

It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey

Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.

by whoahwhoah27 October 1, 2017

Steel Bazooka Boner

a steel bazooka boner is a dangerous one. it's harder, longer and ticker than an ordinary boner or steel boner. It's more common for Africans to obtain a steel bazooka boner.

yesterday I picked up this steel porn girl and I got a steel bazooka boner right away!

by haakonekseth July 20, 2019

Homeowner Boner

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.

2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.

Did you see the price of this house? I have such a Homeowner Boner right now.

by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022

Billy Boner

A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.

Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop

Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot

Both:* swoon*

by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025

worry boner

(noun): a compelling worry

I'm not having a hate boner; I'm just having a worry boner, ok?

by hahaimdumbwhocares April 20, 2023