Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

Are Green Beans a Bean?

Green Beans are a LEGUME, not a bean. Sources point to not a bean.

“Hey buddy, Are Green Beans a Bean?”
“No, I think they’re actually a legume, but aren’t classified as a bean.”
“Oh sick! How do you know?”
“Good ole Internet!”

by ELJAMS June 2, 2024

Bean eater

Someone who has lost all their money on super risky options trading and is now living frugally while they save up to go back and do it again.

r/ wallstreetbets is full of Bean eaters who keep gambling away their futures hoping to get rich quick!

by Ok-Cake9189 November 9, 2023

Bosnian bean bag

When a female/male grabs the males testicles and wraps her/his thumb and pointer finger around the base and has both balls squeezed out the top of their hand. She/he then proceeds to bop both testies with the palm of their other hand.

When Esma went over to her boyfriends house he asked her to give him a bosnian bean bag. He was in for quite a surprise when she aggressively grabbed his testicles and showed him a good time.

by Gujeps August 3, 2021

Bean

A legume or an small person

Tara is a small bean

by Stripe_the_tiger July 14, 2020

Beaned

When you or an ally gets their cheeks clapped during a competitive game.

"damm you got Beaned"

by the_lord_of_knowledge March 24, 2019

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023