Sex on a Mailbox

Drink: Vodka + Goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.

Lets have a couple Sex on a Mailboxes then finish off the night with a game of Goon of Fortune.

by Sam Vandalay February 27, 2008

polite sex

When you have plain old missionary style sex. Nothing wild or crazy or all that fun.

When sex becomes a chore.

My husband wouldn't leave me alone last night, so we had polite sex.

by Lordnova March 25, 2016

sex clapping

WHEN TWO BODIES DURING ROUGH SEX IS MAKING A CLAPPING NOISE.

ME- " SEX CLAPPING?"
HIM "YEAH, IT HAPPENS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE DOING IT REALLY ROUGH..YOU'LL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROUGH SEX AND LOVE MAKING BECAUSE LOVE MAKING SOUNDS LIKE SAND PAPER !

by PTHEVEN January 3, 2015

nouveau sex

an overinflated opinion of ones sexual prowess based on the newfound confidence of a late bloomer, lacking the experience or finesse.

dave: he spent the night telling us how it was only worth going out if he was going to get laid.
mark: he's soo nouveau sex

by planman September 15, 2010

Hentai Sex

A genre of anime that is extremely family friendly. I recommend showing this to ur kids as they will become deeply obsessed with it. It's so funny!

Hentai Karen: Me and my kids love watching Hentai Sex! Its the best thing on the internet. Especially the saliva part!

by orangasm February 2, 2020

Waterproof Sex

When two people are having sexual intercourse in the same latex fat man suit while submerged in a pool, lake, ocean or any type of liquid, therefore ensuring satisfaction and staying dry.

Tony "So what did you do last night with Emily?"

Anthony "We had waterproof sex, it was like doing it and defying gravity"

by Russian. May 13, 2010

weird sex

When you finally come to your senses.

Man I had some weird sex.

by Knightcaptin June 7, 2016